Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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