Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
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Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
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Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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