yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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