can we get nightvision for the apartment?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
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True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
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Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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