The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
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hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
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Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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