i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
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Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
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I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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