pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
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Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
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Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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