was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
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he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
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You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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