I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
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Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
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Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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