I puked a lego.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
The ass gains better be worth it
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