Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
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I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
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Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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