All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
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I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
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Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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