brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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