Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
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I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
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He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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