You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Randomize
