i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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