Duck Duck Cougar?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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