I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
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Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
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Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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