TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
