Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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