Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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