4 words: hood of his car
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
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A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
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then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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