Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
