just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
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We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
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which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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