im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
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we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
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God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
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why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
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