Don't EVER smell your tampon
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
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I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
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And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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