Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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