now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Say something about gay babies.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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