Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
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I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
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Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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