Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Someone shit on the floor
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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