If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
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Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
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I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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