He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
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I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
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Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
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