There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
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Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
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There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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