The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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