My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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