Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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