My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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