either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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