Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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