I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
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i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
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If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
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