I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
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Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
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The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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