absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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