hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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