Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
You pole danced in your parka.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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