i think my tv is drunk
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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