He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
