people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
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Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
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Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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