He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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