Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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