lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
The air was thick with penises
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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