I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
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