you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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