i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Come on in and take your pants off
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