Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
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I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
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Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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