Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
Randomize