What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
My vagina is officially offended.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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